The blood care bus happened to be in the grocery store parking lot this morning so, I decided to donate some and, I had an epiphany whilst I was in there. I don’t fear needles but I have a pathological hatred of the finger stick before hand. I don’t even mind the well-casing sized needle that they stick in my knees at the VA that much. I doubt that I’m alone in this so, it occurred to me that if I were a policeman, trying to question a recalcitrant suspect and getting nowhere, I’d pull out and, slowly uncap one of those evil fucking spring-loaded, finger sticking devices and tell my suspect to hold out a finger because I need to take a blood sample. Might just get me what I need.
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